things that make me smile :)

This quotation for the movie "The Hangover"This does not seem fair.
It's Rock, Paper, Scissors. There's nothing more fair.
Alan should do it. - Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson.

Quotations from comedian Ron White;
Ron White: If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.


Certain things make me laugh more than others. The simple things like funny comments from my daughter. At times she seems so grown up for someone who is 11 years young. She can say the most profound things to me and others. When she was little 3-5 years old she would say exactly how she felt and the brutal honesty was almost embarrassing if it wasn't so damn funny!! I remember being in the grocery store and we had just moved to LA and a good looking man approached and was talking to me. As I left his side to grab milk my 4-1/2 year old took the liberty of telling this man that he needed to move it along. She said that with everything going on in her moms life Not only did her mom NOT need a boyfriend but more importantly Brianna didn't need a new daddy!! We laughed our butts off!!

My dog, Zuzu makes me laugh everyday. She acts like there is a human trapped inside a dogs body. She has certain mannerisms and facial expressions that are beyond words. Everyday I open the back door my dog rushes to go outside and simply forgets that there is a SCREEN door as well. she is so impatient to go outside she runs into the sliding screen door. I'm also curious as to whya dog forgets that they have a tail and will chase it daily as if it were a squirrel or a cat??

These are just a few things that make me giggle!! please comment below with what makes you laugh. Thanks for reading

xo Catherine